4 Nights Cabin accommodation to include breakfast and dinner on board

Afternoon tea, coffee and cake

Four course themed dinners

Flambé style show cooking

Rum punch welcome reception

Beer and Bratwurst ice bar festival 

A fabulous James Bond inspired Captains cocktail party, fun casino and black tie dinner

Cabaret entertainment each evening 

Great authentic props, cinematography, deck games and maybe a camel somewhere along the way!!


***MV TYNEDALE LANDLUBBERS CRUISE 
is a theme break that takes place at the 
Tynedale Hotel, Gloddaeth Crescent, 
Central Promenade, Llandudno

4 Nights Cabin accommodation to include breakfast and dinner on board

Afternoon tea, coffee and cake

Four course themed dinners

Flambé style show cooking

Rum punch welcome reception

Beer and Bratwurst ice bar festival 

A fabulous James Bond inspired Captains cocktail party, fun casino and black tie dinner

Cabaret entertainment each evening 

Great authentic props, cinematography, deck games and maybe a camel somewhere along the way!!


***MV TYNEDALE LANDLUBBERS CRUISE 
is a theme break that takes place at the 
Tynedale Hotel, Gloddaeth Crescent, 
Central Promenade, Llandudno

4 Nights Cabin accommodation to include breakfast and dinner on board

Afternoon tea, coffee and cake

Four course themed dinners

Flambé style show cooking

Rum punch welcome reception

Beer and Bratwurst ice bar festival 

A fabulous James Bond inspired Captains cocktail party, fun casino and black tie dinner

Cabaret entertainment each evening 

Great authentic props, cinematography, deck games and maybe a camel somewhere along the way!!


***MV TYNEDALE LANDLUBBERS CRUISE 
is a theme break that takes place at the 
Tynedale Hotel, Gloddaeth Crescent, 
Central Promenade, Llandudno

4 Nights Cabin accommodation to include breakfast and dinner on board

Afternoon tea, coffee and cake

Four course themed dinners

Flambé style show cooking

Rum punch welcome reception

Beer and Bratwurst ice bar festival 

A fabulous James Bond inspired Captains cocktail party, fun casino and black tie dinner

Cabaret entertainment each evening 

Great authentic props, cinematography, deck games and maybe a camel somewhere along the way!!


***MV TYNEDALE LANDLUBBERS CRUISE 
is a theme break that takes place at the 
Tynedale Hotel, Gloddaeth Crescent, 
Central Promenade, Llandudno

Luxury Return Coach Travel with Vision Tours plus much more!!

Day 1: OCHO RIOS – JAMAICA

DAY 1 – ITINERARY: This evening’s suggested OPTIONAL dress code is Tropical
Welcome aboard – Arrive to the Port side of Ocho 
Rios cruise terminal to a traditional welcome. You will 
receive your passports from our Purser before making 
your way through immigration.
Sundeck aft – We will be serving afternoon tea, coffee 
and cake, whilst our crew transfer your luggage to your 
cabin door. 
17.45hrs: Welcome party. Time to meet your fellow 
passengers whilst enjoying a Rum punch cocktail and 
some delicious canapés. At 18.00 hours our cruise 
directors will also give you a brief introduction to the 
cruise and life boat instruction prior to our departure. 
18.15hrs: Preparations begin before we set sail; our 
skilled pilot is one of very few in the world able to 
navigate from the Caribbean Sea to the River Rhine 
on an overnight charter.
18.30hrs – 20.00hrs: M.V. Tynedale eating 
experience: a delicious themed dinner from our top 
notch chefs in the Trans-Atlantic Restaurant one deck 
below.
20.15hrs: Your on board entertainment commences. 
23.00hrs: Light finger buffet.

Day 2: COLOGNE – GERMANY

DAY 2 – ITINERARY: 
This evenings suggested OPTIONAL dress code is Authentic German
08.00hrs – 10.00hrs: Breakfast is served as we pull 
into the Rhine River cruise terminal.
Passports please – don’t forget to have your passport 
stamped at the pursers office before you disembark.
15.00hrs – 16.00hrs: Return back on board for 
afternoon tea, coffee and cake, whilst enjoying the 
highlights of Cologne on the big screen.
17.45hrs: “Lederhausen” at the ready!! Join the crew 
for some Joie de Vivre, our Ice bars serving beer, frozen 
shots and mini bratwursts. Be sure to sip, swig & sing 
along and join in the wonderful beer festival spirit. 
18.15hrs: M.V. Tynedale prepares to leave port, as we 
meander the Rhine into open water and sail on to our 
next port of call: The Greek Island of Skopelos. 
18.30hrs - 20.00hrs: Our restaurant opens for 
dinner, time to enjoy the culinary delights prepared by 
our brigade of chefs. 
20.15hrs: On board entertainment and cabaret.
23.00hrs: Light finger buffet

Day 3: SKOPELOS - GREECE

DAY 3 – ITINERARY 
This evenings suggested OPTIONAL dress code is ‘White Night or go all out Abba”
08.00hrs – 10.00hrs: Breakfast is served 
as we anchor off Skiathos town before transferring 
to our boat tender for your tour ashore on 
Skopelos island.
Passports please – don’t forget to have your passport 
stamped at the purser’s office before you disembark 
and transfer to our Tender.
15.00hrs - 16.00hrs: Back on board for afternoon tea, 
coffee and cake, whilst enjoying our cinematic drone 
tour of Skopelos Island.
17.30hrs – 18.30hrs: Duty free hour.
18.30hrs: M.V. Tynedale sets sail for our next port of 
call: Phuket, Thailand.
18.30hrs - 20.00hrs: Fancy dinner in a traditional 
Greek Taverna? Welcome to ‘Opa’. A little slice of 
Skopelos just for the night. Enjoy!
20.15hrs: On board entertainment 
and cabaret
23.00hrs: Light finger buffet

Day 4: PHUKET, THAILAND
DAY 4 – ITINERARY This evenings suggested OPTIONAL dress code is ‘Licence to thrill’. 
We have just been to James Bond Island after all
08.00hrs – 10.00hrs: Bucks fizz special breakfast 
is served.
09.00hrs: Look to the port side as M.V. Tynedale 
drops anchor in Phukets deep sea port. Please ensure 
you have your passport stamped and receive your visa 
before passing through customs and immigration.
15.00hrs - 16.00hrs: Back on board for afternoon tea, 
coffee and cake. Have your photo with our dancing 
lion and enjoy a 4k drone tour of Phuket on the 
big screen.
17.45hrs: Captains cocktail party and fun casino. Have 
your photo taken with the Captain and crew whilst 
enjoying a classic cocktail.
18.30hrs: Captains Dinner. The Captain requests the 
pleasure of your company for the Captains dinner and 
we set sail for our homeport of Llandudno.
20.30hrs: An evening of entertainment commences.
23.00hrs: Your evening draws to a close with the final 
late night buffet of your cruise.
MV Tynedale is an Imaginary cruise – you will not be leaving 
the UK or dry land, any tours or places mentioned are 
for reference only and are not included in the hotels quoted 
tariff. The management reserve the right to make changes to this 
itinerary at any time. (E&O)

The Tynedale is an established hotel in the North Wales seaside resort of Llandudno.  It is centrally located on Llandudno’s iconic Victorian promenade and is a Wales Tourist Board approved provider of holiday accommodation in Llandudno.  This modern, bright, and welcoming seafront hotel is just 20 metres from the beach and a short walk from the high street and the town’s well-preserved pier.

Proprietors Tracey and Nathan Midgley, together with their superb team of hospitality staff will make sure you have a fabulous stay.  Llandudno at the Tynedale Hotel: professional standards, a great seafront location, a warm welcome, and freshly prepared dishes both traditional and modern.

As befits all Victorian buildings, the bedrooms at the Tynedale are all shapes and sizes with no two being the same.  Warm and stylish with modern classic fabrics, digital TV with radio channels, telephones, hairdryers and of course ironing and hot drink making facilities. All rooms offer en-suite facilities. The majority of bedrooms are accessed by the lift.

The Tynedale is an established hotel in the North Wales seaside resort of Llandudno.  It is centrally located on Llandudno’s iconic Victorian promenade and is a Wales Tourist Board approved provider of holiday accommodation in Llandudno.  This modern, bright, and welcoming seafront hotel is just 20 metres from the beach and a short walk from the high street and the town’s well-preserved pier.

Proprietors Tracey and Nathan Midgley, together with their superb team of hospitality staff will make sure you have a fabulous stay.  Llandudno at the Tynedale Hotel: professional standards, a great seafront location, a warm welcome, and freshly prepared dishes both traditional and modern.

As befits all Victorian buildings, the bedrooms at the Tynedale are all shapes and sizes with no two being the same.  Warm and stylish with modern classic fabrics, digital TV with radio channels, telephones, hairdryers and of course ironing and hot drink making facilities. All rooms offer en-suite facilities. The majority of bedrooms are accessed by the lift.

The Tynedale is an established hotel in the North Wales seaside resort of Llandudno.  It is centrally located on Llandudno’s iconic Victorian promenade and is a Wales Tourist Board approved provider of holiday accommodation in Llandudno.  This modern, bright, and welcoming seafront hotel is just 20 metres from the beach and a short walk from the high street and the town’s well-preserved pier.

Proprietors Tracey and Nathan Midgley, together with their superb team of hospitality staff will make sure you have a fabulous stay.  Llandudno at the Tynedale Hotel: professional standards, a great seafront location, a warm welcome, and freshly prepared dishes both traditional and modern.

As befits all Victorian buildings, the bedrooms at the Tynedale are all shapes and sizes with no two being the same.  Warm and stylish with modern classic fabrics, digital TV with radio channels, telephones, hairdryers and of course ironing and hot drink making facilities. All rooms offer en-suite facilities. The majority of bedrooms are accessed by the lift.

The Tynedale is an established hotel in the North Wales seaside resort of Llandudno.  It is centrally located on Llandudno’s iconic Victorian promenade and is a Wales Tourist Board approved provider of holiday accommodation in Llandudno.  This modern, bright, and welcoming seafront hotel is just 20 metres from the beach and a short walk from the high street and the town’s well-preserved pier.

Proprietors Tracey and Nathan Midgley, together with their superb team of hospitality staff will make sure you have a fabulous stay.  Llandudno at the Tynedale Hotel: professional standards, a great seafront location, a warm welcome, and freshly prepared dishes both traditional and modern.

As befits all Victorian buildings, the bedrooms at the Tynedale are all shapes and sizes with no two being the same.  Warm and stylish with modern classic fabrics, digital TV with radio channels, telephones, hairdryers and of course ironing and hot drink making facilities. All rooms offer en-suite facilities. The majority of bedrooms are accessed by the lift.

The Tynedale is an established hotel in the North Wales seaside resort of Llandudno.  It is centrally located on Llandudno’s iconic Victorian promenade and is a Wales Tourist Board approved provider of holiday accommodation in Llandudno.  This modern, bright, and welcoming seafront hotel is just 20 metres from the beach and a short walk from the high street and the town’s well-preserved pier.

Proprietors Tracey and Nathan Midgley, together with their superb team of hospitality staff will make sure you have a fabulous stay.  Llandudno at the Tynedale Hotel: professional standards, a great seafront location, a warm welcome, and freshly prepared dishes both traditional and modern.

As befits all Victorian buildings, the bedrooms at the Tynedale are all shapes and sizes with no two being the same.  Warm and stylish with modern classic fabrics, digital TV with radio channels, telephones, hairdryers and of course ironing and hot drink making facilities. All rooms offer en-suite facilities. The majority of bedrooms are accessed by the lift.

The Tynedale is an established hotel in the North Wales seaside resort of Llandudno.  It is centrally located on Llandudno’s iconic Victorian promenade and is a Wales Tourist Board approved provider of holiday accommodation in Llandudno.  This modern, bright, and welcoming seafront hotel is just 20 metres from the beach and a short walk from the high street and the town’s well-preserved pier.

Proprietors Tracey and Nathan Midgley, together with their superb team of hospitality staff will make sure you have a fabulous stay.  Llandudno at the Tynedale Hotel: professional standards, a great seafront location, a warm welcome, and freshly prepared dishes both traditional and modern.

As befits all Victorian buildings, the bedrooms at the Tynedale are all shapes and sizes with no two being the same.  Warm and stylish with modern classic fabrics, digital TV with radio channels, telephones, hairdryers and of course ironing and hot drink making facilities. All rooms offer en-suite facilities. The majority of bedrooms are accessed by the lift.

The Tynedale is an established hotel in the North Wales seaside resort of Llandudno.  It is centrally located on Llandudno’s iconic Victorian promenade and is a Wales Tourist Board approved provider of holiday accommodation in Llandudno.  This modern, bright, and welcoming seafront hotel is just 20 metres from the beach and a short walk from the high street and the town’s well-preserved pier.

Proprietors Tracey and Nathan Midgley, together with their superb team of hospitality staff will make sure you have a fabulous stay.  Llandudno at the Tynedale Hotel: professional standards, a great seafront location, a warm welcome, and freshly prepared dishes both traditional and modern.

As befits all Victorian buildings, the bedrooms at the Tynedale are all shapes and sizes with no two being the same.  Warm and stylish with modern classic fabrics, digital TV with radio channels, telephones, hairdryers and of course ironing and hot drink making facilities. All rooms offer en-suite facilities. The majority of bedrooms are accessed by the lift.